Database Rap
Database SIG is the place to go
If there's any old thing you want to learn or know
About databases both large and small
The same design basics apply to all
Access, Orace, FileMaker Pro
Paradox, DB2, Fox Pro
Informix, MySQL, and so much more
Beginners ask questions, get answers galore
And hear war stories that are often told
Of the halcyon Database Days of Old
And of current times, where it's always nice
Never to make the same mistake twice
Or even once if you come to our SIG
And learn to avoid both small and big
Mistakes. That's all from the Database leadah
We meet at 10:00 AM. Hope to see ya!
By Linda Kalb
Written for (though alas, I was not called upon to speak) Meet the Board [and SIG Leaders] 2002
January 19, 2002
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